Ok America,
Here's the deal. We've had this Feed The Idiots site up for well over a year now. In that time over five hundred of yall or so have been nice enough to visit (thanks for stopping by!). This is swell, we love hanging out with new people. But do you know what we like more? Eating. Even idiots have to eat. It's true we have less brain cells than the average Amoeba but dang it, we get hungry too !

Now we know it's not your fault we're idiots. But hey, is it really your fault you're so smart ! Probably , but that's besides the point. The point is we need feeding. We have jobs (so to speak) but guess what, they just aren't paying enough. Perhaps we'd have more if we didn't party our money away. Back to life and it not being fair and all that. There's a good chance you got a BMW in the driveway (note: if you don't tell your friend with the BMW to visit this page!). Guess what America, we don't drive BMWs. Heck, we can barely afford to drive at all !

Is there any reason to give us money ? A better question would be is there any reason not to give us money ? HAH, think on that one for a bit, well? don't think about that actually. The truth is you won't miss that $5 dollars for long, maybe a few days at best. After a bit you'll forget that five dollars even existed !

So dig deep friends, we do a lot of good in the world and that doesn't come cheap. Surely you support us doing all this good in the world.

The fact is that if you knew us and the fine moral character we bestow upon the world day in and day out you'd be begging us to take your $5. We hate to see people beg so we made this web site, so you can donate without all the begging.

Wasn't that nice of us ?

Sincerely,
The Idiots.