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Hi,
Do you remember the good old days when you were partying like it was
1999, broke as hell just trying to get down on some Jack n' the Box ® ?
Well that's us now. Apparently fate has it in for us to party and be
poor. Being the strong believers in fate and the cosmic balance we try
carefully not to disrupt the plan before us. In light of such a
revelation we've taken steps to ensure we can do fates bidding yet
enjoy things like food, hot water, electricity and so on and so forth.
Dig deep my friends we know somewhere in the cobwebs of your mind you
can recall the days of all party and no food. Previously we resorted to
eating beer cans and what not but the county (read: free)
hospital has a " no idiot policy " which prevents us from returning
more than 15 times in 12 hours.
Statistics dictate that not everyone can be responsible and successful (you).
Someone has to fall off the wagon (us). Although we would like to be
like you upsetting fate and statisticians everywhere is a risk we'd
rather not run.
Your money will only go to the best establishments. Taco-Bell ®
, McDonald's ® and grocery stores all over our town and
outlying areas will be the happy recipients of your hard earned green
backs.
Remember folks, caring is sharing. Plus this is a prime chance to
stimulate a remote economy. Didn't know you wielded such power, did you
? Get your care on.
Sincerely,
The Idiots
ps. We love you but don't tell anyone.
El Presidente
The White One